id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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