It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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