I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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