Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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