your room smells of hookers.
And success
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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