the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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