I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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