I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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