4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
