At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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