Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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