butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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