You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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