At least make sure they are 18
Why
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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