Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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