I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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