i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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