Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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