I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
