i don't like sucking hair
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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