we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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