I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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