idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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