was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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