so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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