your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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