So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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