I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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