apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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