Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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