What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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