i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Did I show you my penis last night?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I got inside last night via doggy door
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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