Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We're too hungover to prance.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Randomize
