You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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