he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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