Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
there is glitter all over my balls
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