Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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