with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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