Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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