Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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