Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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