I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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