Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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