dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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