Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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