There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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