Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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