I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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