Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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