well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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