My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So gin and wine won't be happening again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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