When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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