i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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