but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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