we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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