Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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