do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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