i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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