My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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